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The Couple claims to offer internal and external pleasure but doesn’t do either one well. The product isn’t reliable and retails for a much higher price because of its luxe look rather than what it can actually do. Do yourself a favor and buy a rabbit-style vibrator that offers both internal and external pleasure, or for the money you would’ve spent on Deia’s toy, get yourself a bullet and a G-spot massager and spend less. A few innovations—like a pretty color and a charging station—don’t make up for a vibe that just doesn’t offer reliable use.

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The Couple’s Vibrator That Sounded Exciting—But Left Us Frustrated When it comes to couple’s vibrators, I always think of the We-Vibe. We never actually owned one, but reading about it made us curious about this kind of toy. The idea of something that could bring extra stimulation for both partners during penetration sounded awesome. So, when we saw the Satisfyer Double Fun as a free promo gift, we figured, ‘Why not?’ Free sex toys are the best kind of sex toys, right? Worst case, we’d have some fun experimenting. Spoiler alert: We did not have fun. 🫠 On paper, it checks all the boxes—flexible U-shape, strong vibrations, app control, waterproof. But in reality? It felt more like a third wheel than a sexy enhancement. We gave it multiple tries, hoping it would grow on us. At the end, we just never clicked with it. After about 10 tries, it found its final resting place in our bedside drawer, untouched and collecting dust. So, what went wrong? Let’s get into it. 😉

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A simple and easy to use masturbator. It has a compact design and has a number of features that help it stand out like being splashproof and handheld. At first glance, I did not think I would keep this in my collection but due to the ease of use and the one handed function, it will definitely be a keeper. However, at the time of the review, the price is around $75, if you're looking for a more budget automatic masturbators, I would choose something else.

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Overall I have no complaints about it, but at the same time, no real praise. I like that it glows in the dark, the suction cup is solid, and the size is decent. It's fairly priced and well-made. I got enjoyment out of this one, but there isn't much unique that makes this stand out. That being said: If you have an interest in creature toys, I'd still pick it up. It will definitely still make for a pleasurable ride.

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Ahoy me hearties! If you’re buying an insertable toy for pegging, you be wantin’ a curve. It’s that curvature that enables it to get in, and up, and hit the prostate—like a curled-up finger. While other toys might have a little nobbley bit or you’ll need to reposition yourself for the best experience, the Captain’s Hook from Hankey’s Toys is an almost comically curved dildo that’s absolutely perfect for missionary styles of pegging positions. And it’s not just great for the p-spot; if you like big toys for g-spot stimulation then this should work wonders too. But for now, raise your Jolly Roger, shiver yer timbers, and avast ye: the Captain’s Hook!

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Sveinn the Buck in size (small), is overall awesome for beginners, but also more experienced toy owners. I would like to try it out in a larger size next time, because personally, I like to try to challenge myself. But, the high quality silicon is poured to perfection and the glitter in the color I chose is gorgeous. You can tell it's made with quality workmanship. I highly recommend it to anyone looking to step up their dildo/sex toy game.

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Enter the world of state-of-the-art, motorized Scandinavian male masturbation with The Handy. From its big black box discreet packaging to the heavyweight apparatus that holds the cup-like ribbed sleeve that connects you to the unit via its 'TruGrip' band, really what doesn’t this jerk-offer do? Online you can hook up to the 'Handyverse' (QR Code included with the instructions) and synchronize the machine to video and VR headsets. In this mode, you can also have a partner manipulate your strokes and speed via remote control. Offline, it becomes a highly versatile masturbator with a bunch of speeds and vibration modes. And with no battery running the motor, you just plug the Handy in, then yourself, and away you go. While this might not be the easiest machine to fit on yourself, and it does tend to get a little heavy the longer you are in it, you pay for what you get here....one of the higher-end motorized male masturbators on the market today.

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The Handy – The Only Hand You’ll Ever Need? 🤔 Alright, let's be honest - Karl and I originally wanted to keep this short and sweet, but The Handy just gets us talking.... and talking... 😅 Seriously, this interactive stroker is like the Swiss Army Knife of pleasure. From its insane customization options and impressive power to the endless rabbit hole of interactive content online, it feels like we've only scratched the surface after a full year of use! If you're short on time, skip right ahead to whatever sparks your interest - we promise there’s plenty to explore. But if you're ready for the full story (and maybe a laugh or two), settle in, because there's a LOT to unpack here! 🍿😉

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Y’all when I tell you I did not know what I was getting into with this toy. I have some grievances with it but they’re not dealbreakers or nothing.

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After spending some quality time with the Syrrhin from Loot Cave Toys, I can say it’s a truly unique and versatile addition to any collection. The design is both aesthetically pleasing and functional, with its subtle "S" curve, prominent textures, and that satisfying knot. The soft 00-30 silicone strikes a great balance between firmness and flexibility, making it comfortable while still delivering a solid, pleasurable experience. The Syrrhin really shines in its ability to adapt to different preferences. Whether you're into slow, sensual play or more intense, deep stimulation, this toy has you covered. The lack of a suction cup might be a drawback for some, but it’s easily worked around with a bit of creativity, and the strap-on compatibility adds even more possibilities. Overall, the Syrrhin offers a dynamic and enjoyable experience that’s well worth exploring, especially if you’re looking for something that pushes boundaries in a comfortable, satisfying way.

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This toy looks amazing, but it's a little lackluster. If you're looking for a dildo to use with your hands, then this might be the one for you. I will say that it's a little flimsy, but you could make it work if you're determined enough. The size is amazing and so is the visual design, but the lack of sturdiness and the silicone feeling kinda disappointed me.

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Ok, this might be the Craziest nipple vibrator I've ever seen and I'm here for it. I've tried nipple pumps, suckers, and clamps but a bikini style wearable nipple vibrator is something I have never tried! Enter the Vkini by VVD: a playful design that can be worn to play parties, swingers events, BDSM parties, or even just at home. It has 3 adjustable straps and two sets of magnetic attachments depending on what kind of stimulation the wearer desires. The product is rechargeable as well as splash proof. It's not perfect, I wouldn't recommend this to anyone with a bra size above a US38 or EU85, and it's not great for someone with a large bust like mine, but VVD told me that they're working on a new version that has an estimated availability at the end of July 2025. If you wear a bra band size above a 34, I'd suggest waiting it out until they release the new version because as is, the strap between the cups does not accommodate those with wide chests or big busts.

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Short, stubby, and with a massive head, the Plumber dildo from Hankey’s Toys wastes no time in getting right to the business of plugging your leaky pipes. This pleasurable plunger is great for those who either love the feeling of a pronounced head popping in and out, or for couples who love using a strap-on but struggle with longer toys and really want to feel their partner’s body push up against them as they take the full length. Oh—and for people who fantasize about fucking Mario. I guess that’s a thing?

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Honestly this being my first toy I was hoping I would finally get my first prostate orgy, but it did not give me that satisfaction. The toy was a cheap prostate massager that I bought off a reviewer at a really discounted price of $6. The normal price is around $17-21 on Amazon so it is affordable, but it didn't work for me. Now mind you I am not the size of an average person. The toy didn't even reach my prostate. I was quite disappointed in the toy, but hey guess I get what paid for it right? The vibrations were kind of crappy on full blast but that might be because the toy didn't even reach my prostate. Since I am not an average body size it would be awesome if someone else tries it to review. If you like it, please tell me so I wasn't misinforming or seeming like I was harping. The charging takes 30 more minutes than the play time which is quite short if you ask me. The toy comes with a remote which works fine. I tried using the toy another time and it just broke. Unfortunately, I ended up having to throw it away. Sorry to go on a rant about a toy that didn't work well for me. If you read all of that seriously congratulations you are a real trooper. This was my first review I hope you all liked it. Have fun and stay safe this summer 😃

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This is the type of flower you should ask for or receive when your partner wants to say sorry or just wants to surprise you! It's a flower that'll last you a lifetime and it's a gift that keeps on giving! Don't be fooled by its size, it packs quite the punch even on its lowest setting, and there are 6 others you can explore (mix of steady and pulsing)! If you're a bit on the sensitive side like me, the 45 minute use span might last an eternity as the intensity drove me crazy in under a minute and I was definitely done in under 5. Its inconspicuous design allows you to leave it out in the open for easy access, or carry it around without issue. Simply tell people it's a rose shaped speaker or whatever you can imagine!

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The Wartenberg Pinwheel turns out to be an intriguing little tool. One that’s not mind-blowing on its own, but full of potential when paired with the right context, sensations, and imagination. It’s a solid intro to sensory play, especially if you’re still exploring the edges of pain and pleasure. Add a little temperature play, some arousal, or a blindfold, and it starts to sing. What doesn’t sing? The branding. This particular version is wrapped in Fifty Shades Darker marketing, something that feels more like a cash-in than a kink-enhancer. The name brings nothing to the toy, and honestly, it might even be a turn-off if you’re past your Christian Grey phase. It doesn’t add quality, context, or credibility, just a label. Follow me, Aphrodite, into the exploration of spiky pain, where there’s more pleasure to be found on the sharp edges than you might expect.

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